'Ello there! The name's Bert. 'Ere's not much to know 'bout me, just that I does what I likes and I likes what I do. Some days I'm a chimney sweep, dancin' on the rooftops of London, some days I'm an artist, literally bringin' me drawings to life. I've 'ad quite the adventures in my time, and I'd gladly tell ya about 'em, if ya ask nicely enough. Maybe I'll even sing ya a song or two.